October 19, 2008
Law enforcement officials are reporting that six-year-old Cole Puffinburger has been found alive and is safe in policy custody. The boy was found in the downtown Las Vegas area after being missing since Wednesday.
The Goal of our defenestration is to throw conventional knowledge and assumptions out of the proverbial window. In addition, antics, lollygagging and tomfoolery of the highest degree should not only be encouraged but produced within these confines. This necessary evil is to challenge the current devolution of our society.